Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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