Do you still have your period?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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