butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
