Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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