On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Watching her eat just hurts me
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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