Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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