Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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