3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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