Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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