I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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