Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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