Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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