Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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