you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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