I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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