So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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