My nipple is on Facebook.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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