ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
smell my finger.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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