I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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