hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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