Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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