New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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