what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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