You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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