these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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