I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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