she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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