i just google imaged poop.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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