I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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