just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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