Buhtt sex?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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