idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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