I want to have your abortion
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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