their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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