11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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