he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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