Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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