This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Randomize
