I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Randomize
