I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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