Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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