Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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