the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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