So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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