this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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