Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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