Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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