he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Someone signed my nipple.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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