You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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