with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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