literally had 100 drinks last night.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
