After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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