Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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