but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
