haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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