id be glad to
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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