how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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