I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
it's great music for shaving your balls
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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